How soon is now ? Like older and thick.
darkestarkansas
Denver, Colorado | Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, French, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
Middle aged chronic *******, seeking hot hairy older truckers who wanna get nasty and have a good time. Love a good party and definitely NOT into f*ck 'n flee. Seems I do best withe bi/str8 guys on the DL, just how it has usually been. TOTAL BOTTOM guy here. That's important, because I'm not interested in trading recipes here. Can usually host whenever, but much more a chronic night owl these days.
Sign
Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Legs
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Work At Home
My Speciality Is
Research / Science / Engineering
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Photography, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Internet, Travel, Computers, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Sleeping, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Several rounds of ****************, resulting in a phone number and an ability to remember each other's names.
I've Always Wanted To Try
It's a theme from some porn films; ask me.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is
I've already accomplished much of what I wanted to do career-wise and not sure at the moment, but I've been humbled by learning none of us really are in control of anything. And consequently my favorite slogan on life is, "Life is what happens to you ... when you planned on doing something else."
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Drama, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Electronic, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Biography, Computers, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Reference, Technical, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
As with nearly everything in life, it varies and is frequently situational. Most things negotiable. Not into sports and definitely NOT into (American) football.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate