Do We Have the Time
mikeswastedtime
Columbus, Ohio | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Michael
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm an oo currently running pretty regional until rates and fuel get better. My filter is broken. I say really inappropriate things, but usually to myself. I've called HR on my several times, but since I am my own HR, I choose to ignore it until I take myself to court for sexual harassment.
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
My Hair Is
Grey
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
God of my world
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Movies, Internet, Theater, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Breathing
I've Always Wanted To Try
Cat juggling
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
Die in my sleep
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Classical, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read
Horror, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
Getting caught whilst stalking
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Oddities, Empathy
What Do You Look For?
The great white whale Cap"t Ahab! I'm a butt guy... and hair. Overall it's chemistry.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Doesnt Matter